This one is a bit delicate. I need to disguise a few things but not the essence. We were driving from Pennsylvania to our vacation home in the Catskills of New York. We've done this trip many times. It takes three hours and normally there is no need to make any stops. One trip however, I really needed to take a break and so pulled off the NY Thruway into the one rest stop that was enroute. As I opened the door to go in, a couple was coming out so I held it for them. I was surprised to see that the fellow was one of my wife's relatives holding hands with a women who was, ahh, not his wife. We exchanged glances but no words.

Moral: If you're going to do anything sleazy don't do it around me.